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robinseggblue said:
Apr 03, 2009 8:24 PM
ooo, so sick, too much easter caaandy...

robinseggblue said:
Apr 02, 2009 10:57 PM
ALthough John Locke seems interested in him currently......

robinseggblue said:
Apr 02, 2009 10:56 PM
OK, I get it. Its now 1974 on Lost. Benjamin Linus is a kid. Why don't they all just strangle the little #%*)$##?

robinseggblue said:
Apr 02, 2009 10:55 PM
I've steered people from around the world here. This is a great site. Wish you sold aprons with these logos on them.

robinseggblue said:
Apr 02, 2009 10:53 PM
Blue October, Leonard Cohen, Prince, Jimi Hendrix, just some music I like. Also Santana, and a boatload of other guitarists.

robinseggblue said:
Apr 02, 2009 10:50 PM
Modern day Mona Lisa smile, said my ex-sister-in-law. She hated my guts.

robinseggblue said:
Apr 02, 2009 10:45 PM
Big fan of the Cheezburger cat. I have 2 I need to adopt out. I have asthma and now pneumonia and can't handle them anymore. HELP!

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 1:00 AM
Very cool. Well done.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:47 AM
There are so many clever pictures here. I think my favorite is the "NOT LUPUS" one .

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:44 AM
Ok,Ok, I should be blogging instead of trying to move this up to the front of the "most commented" page.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:43 AM
No more serious stuff. My dad was a cattle man. Here's a joke. A plane full of people was about to crash, the pilot informed them. A woman called out, is there a man here who can make me feel like a woman before I die? A cattleman stood up and said "Yes, I can." And he whipped off his shirt and said, "Woman, iron this."

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:40 AM
But be safe. You NEVER point a gun at a person unless you are certain you intend to pull the trigger and kill the person. And not just one bullet, the whole load! I just can never believe a guys story that he accidently pulled the trigger when he pointed the gun at his wife. Come on, dude!

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:37 AM
Guns. Change of subject. Since I'm on my own, I took classes and learned how to shoot and properly handle a gun. AND I LOVE IT! I'm a great shot and I love to practice. It fits in my jeans pocket, and my confidence has increased 200%. Women, if you are scared, consider it.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:35 AM
I'm probably at my sexual peak. Relaxed, no worries. Joyful. Multiple O's. Have had 2 great relationships in 3 years since I've been on my own. God, I love being on my own.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:33 AM
I tell a guy I won't sleep with him for 90 days. They say they need to know sexual compatibility by the third date. They don't realize I just negotiated with them so they wouldn't press for it the first or second date.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:31 AM
I'm attracted to business men, men photographed in suits or tuxes. Of course most times, the tux pix comes from a wedding, that sort of thing. But its still shows a man at his best. YUM.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:30 AM
I'm attracted to business men, men photographed in suits or tuxes. Of course most times, the tux pix comes from a wedding, that sort of thing. But its still shows a man at his best. YUM.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:29 AM
I'm not attracted to photos of guys in t-shirts and ball caps, but they are to me. It must be the boobs.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:27 AM
One guys picture - he looked just like Vin Diesel. He even commented - he got that all the time. He was in his 30's. I'm 56 at the time, right? So I sent him a mash note - "too old for you, but could you fulfill a fantasy for me and just meet me and we could make out in the back of my car for an hour or two?" He wrote a nice note back, but said no. sigh -

robinseggblue said:
Mar 24, 2009 12:24 AM
One man wrote elegantly, but no picture. We met at a coffee shop. He came in and sat across from me. Have you ever seen a tree with peeling bark? That's what he looked like! He was so old, he came by bus, no longer owned a car. He scared me. I had just met my first zombie!

robinseggblue said:
Mar 21, 2009 12:49 AM
And the shy ones. I wrote back and forth with a business owner for a year plus, a fun ongoing conversation concerning family, business, the world, crime, my prediliction for guns, his aversion for them, erotic poetry was exchanged, our enjoyment of classic cars and what we have owned, carwise over the years. My first car was a Dodge Polaris with punch buttons on the dash for park drive, reserve, etc. My guess is he was married, which would explain why we never met...

robinseggblue said:
Mar 21, 2009 12:38 AM
One said he was six foot tall. I am 5-10. He was shorter than me when we met at the restaurant. I slumpt in the booth. He ordered every expensive thing on the menu. I did like the Chilean Bass. He then told me sex on the first date was expected. I asked him did he mind contracting Herpes? He called me 3 hour later, quite drunk, and said no he didn't mind....I gave him the wrong address, laughing to myself....and no I don't have herpes...

robinseggblue said:
Mar 21, 2009 12:38 AM
One said he was six foot tall. I am 5-10. He was shorter than me when we met at the restaurant. I slumpt in the booth. He ordered every expensive thing on the menu. I did like the Chilean Bass. He then told me sex on the first date was expected. I asked him did he mind contracting Herpes? He called me 3 hour later, quite drunk, and said no he didn't mind....I gave him the wrong address, laughing to myself....and no I don't have herpes...

robinseggblue said:
Mar 21, 2009 12:32 AM
first, you must understant, I am in my 50's...the men, for the most part, were interesting, but also, most were a tad dishonest....one met me at a museum. He had never been married. He wore a heavy knit sweater and cap. He trembled. He had to eat something from their cafe. He didn't offer me anything. He never spoke. He never removed the cap. He asked me out again. What would you have said?

robinseggblue said:
Mar 21, 2009 12:24 AM
I got 41 dates, each a unique story....

robinseggblue said:
Mar 21, 2009 12:22 AM
this is a portrait for Match

robinseggblue said:
Mar 21, 2009 12:06 AM
shameless hustler mommytovalen7! cute kid tho.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 21, 2009 12:02 AM
Undoubtably, jonboy is working out his issues regarding his ganja usage and desire to pig out on cake afterward. By denying the cake's existance, he is denying his ganja useage. Walk away from the computer, jonboy. Take healthy gulps of fresh air. stop using doobies, and maybe just cut back to a pipe before bed, and maybe your cake issues will subside. If all else fails, buy a box of Oreos.

robinseggblue said:
Mar 20, 2009 11:35 PM
I get my lolcats every day. Cheers to see parody here. What goez around comez around.