Obamicon.Me - PALIN / BAT BOY 2012 by themoose

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:36 PM
Sarah Palin / Bat Boy 2012!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:37 PM
Bat Boy will add some substance to the ticket.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:38 PM
Sarah Palin / Bat Boy 2012!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:38 PM
Bat Boy needs the work, and so will Palin, by 2012.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:40 PM
Bat Boy can handle all the media interviews. As a former associate of the Weekly World News, he is far better-informed than Mrs. Palin, and would be able to name at least one newspaper if asked.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:41 PM
Bat Boy / Palin 2012! Bat Boy has the popular appeal that McCain did not.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:42 PM
Bat Boy can handle all the media interviews. As a former associate of the Weekly World News, he is far better-informed than Mrs. Palin, and would be able to name at least one newspaper if asked.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:43 PM
Bat Boy has name recognition and will counterbalance Mrs. Palin's bitterness against the media, among whom he is well-respected.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:45 PM
This ticket is not perfect, but I think it will be the best the Republicans can do in 2012. Unless they want to go with something on the freak circuit.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:46 PM
Bat Boy is not only an accomplished media figure, he also likes women! Adult women. GOP, take note.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:47 PM
Bat Boy can handle that Katie Couric. I promise you, she will be eating out of his hand.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:49 PM
Another good thing about Bat Boy is his true conservative principles. Bat Boy would never have created the runaway national debt Bush is responsible for, and he would balance Mrs. Palin's tendency to swill at the Federal trough as she has done while Governor of Alaska. Bat Boy does. not. swill.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:53 PM
Bat Boy is a sharp dresser, sure, but he buys all his clothes off the sale rack at Macy's. bat Boy would not have let the GOP run up a $150 thou bill for fancy designer cocktail outfits and silk shorts. Bat Boy is a true fiscal conservative and proud of it. The Republican Party and the nation could use a strong, principled hand like his at the helm.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:54 PM
Sarah Palin / Bat Boy 2012!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:54 PM
Bat Boy can handle all the media interviews. As a former associate of the Weekly World News, he is far better-informed than Mrs. Palin, and would be able to name at least one newspaper if asked.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:55 PM
Palin / Bat Boy in 2012. If not 2012, then 2016.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:55 PM
Bat Boy can handle all the media interviews. As a former associate of the Weekly World News, he is far better-informed than Mrs. Palin, and would be able to name at least one newspaper if asked.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 2:58 PM
Bat Boy is a staunch, conservative Republican who will not sell out his principles for power. Nevertheless he has name recognition and popular appeal, making him the only real choice to balance the Presidential ticket with Sarah Palin in 2012.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:00 PM
I just do not see anyone in the GOP field who has the temperament, qualifications, nor the mass appeal to run with Sarah Palin in 2012, except Bat Boy.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:02 PM
Get on the Palin/Bat Boy 2012 Train now, or get off the tracks!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:03 PM
Get on the Palin/Bat Boy 2012 Train now, or get off the tracks!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:04 PM
Palin / Bat Boy 2012! Palin has the looks, and Bat Boy has the brains and character. This is as close to a perfect ticket as the Republicans are going to get.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:07 PM
The Weekly World News will be proud to endorse Palin/Bat Boy as the Republican presidential ticket in 2012. The Weekly Sun is also a likely supporter. That is two more newspapers than Sarah Palin has read.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:09 PM
A couple of Mavericks!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:14 PM
Bat Boy will bring as many fine qualifications to the Vice Presidential candidacy in 2012 as Sarah Palin did in 2008.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:15 PM
Bat Boy is the only Republican I know of with the stature to balance a ticket with Governor Palin on it.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:16 PM
Mavericky goodness in every bite!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:21 PM
It is a too-little-known fact that Bat Boy is graduate of the Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs at Princeton University, and a member of the Council on Foreign Relations. Bat Boy would bring a much-needed expertise on foreign policy to the ticket, as well as name recognition and a respected public persona.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:24 PM
Yes, I do repeat myself a bit, but after all, this is Bat Boy we're talking about here. Bat Boy! His conservative credentials deserve both scrutiny and, yes, respect.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:26 PM
No offense to Mrs. Palin, no doubt she meant well, but Bat Boy will have something more substantive to say about Russia than its visibility from an island in the Bering Straits.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:28 PM
Bat Boy has a complete wardrobe suitable for public speaking and ceremonial occasions.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:32 PM
Bat Boy, as a former associate editor of the Weekly World News, has a good relationship with the press and other media. He also has inside information about Area 51 and the Abominable Snowman, which would be good for sexing up a press release on a dull news day, or to cover any gaffe or verbal blunder committed by the other half of the ticket.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:37 PM
Bat Boy is a true fiscal and social conservative. Accept no substitutes.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:42 PM
If Vladimir Putin rears his head and flies into American airspace, Bat Boy would advise instant, massive retaliation. The Cold War isn't over, my friends. Ohh no.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:44 PM
Palin / Bat Boy 2012. "When you have only one shot to take back America, you load for bear."

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:45 PM
Palin / Bat Boy 2012. "When you have only one shot to take back America, you load for bear." And don't shoot your hunting buddies in the face.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:48 PM
Palin / Bat Boy 2012: "Two Mavericks, No Waiting."

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:51 PM
The Abominable Snowman, the Sasquatch, and the Alligator Man are proud to support Palin / Bat Boy 2012.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 3:53 PM
Bat Boy already possesses a complete wardrobe of dress suits and evening wear suitable for all public appearances.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 4:13 PM
Fun Fact about Bat Boy: Bat Boy's life has been turned into an acclaimed off-Broadway musical called Bat Boy: The Musical.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 4:14 PM
Fun Fact about Bat Boy #2:...... Bat Boy is a fiscal conservative who opposes bailouts for Wall St. investment firms and Big Auto!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 4:17 PM
Fun Fact about Bat Boy #3:...... Bat Boy is a personal friend of Bush Sr. adviser Brent Scowcroft!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 4:19 PM
Fun Fact about Bat Boy #4:...... Bat Boy's favorite drink is a Tanqueray Dry Martini!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 4:21 PM
Fun Fact about Bat Boy #5: Bay Boy is a member of the Lutheran Church (Missouri Synod)!

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 4:23 PM
Bat Boy is a firm supporter of the Second Amendment and is himself an owner of several firearms.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 4:46 PM
Bat Boy is not what you'd call a Washington insider. And that's good. Bat Boy and Sarah Palin: Together, they'll really shake up the Beltway.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 5:02 PM
BAT BOY supports the Second Amendment. If, because of some inconceivable tragedy, Vice President Bat Boy became President, he would sign into law a bill making gun ownership mandatory for every man, woman, and child in the nation. With our regular armed forces embroiled in two or more wars overseas, we are going to need every citizen bearing arms to protect the homeland when Putin rears his head in Alaska's airspace. Anybody who scoffs at this is a brainwashed communist dupe who loves the USSR.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 5:06 PM
Bat Boy, although he is unmarried, is a staunch heterosexual with no track record of being busted in washrooms, soliciting male or female prostitutes, or other sexual irregularities. GOP take note.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 6:12 PM
Bat Boy has been unemployed since the closure of the Weekly World News, so he understands the problems besetting American workers. Sarah Palin may well be unemployed by 2012, so she, too, may be a figurehead for a Republican "Let's=put-America-back-to-work-by-bringing-back-the-jobs-we-shipped-overseas" initiative.

themoose said:
Jan 22, 2009 6:19 PM
In case you missed it, Bat Boy is 100% in favor of the Second Amendment's right to bear arms, and he interprets this right in the broadest possible sense. There is no hand-held or shoulder-launched weapon that Bat Boy does not feel Americans have the right to own under the Second Amendment. None. Automatic rifle? You betcha. Grenade launcher? Bat Boy says yes, if it will protect your home, person, or car, the answer is yes.

themoose said:
Jan 23, 2009 7:30 AM
A 2012 ticket with Palin and Bat Boy will bring the country together. Palin is a great speaker, but she has proved to be very divisive, telling rural ultra-conservative crowds that they are the only "real America." Bat Boy can overcome Palin's limitations and broaden the appeal of the conservative message by speaking to all Americans with a more inclusive rhetoric.

themoose said:
Jan 23, 2009 8:05 AM
BAT BOY gives a great media interview. He is personable, well-informed, and has a sense of humor. It is impossible to disconcert Bat Boy by asking tough questions; like former press secretary Ari Fleischer, he is a cool customer with considerable verbal agility. Katie Couric and Campbell Brown will be eating out of Bat Boy's hand by the end of the session. David Gregory? Bat Boy will have David Gregory rolling over, sitting up and begging for a dog biscuit.

themoose said:
Jan 23, 2009 8:10 AM
Bat Boy has what the Republican Party and the American people need so badly: principled leadership and a conservative yet inclusive message.

themoose said:
Jan 23, 2009 12:03 PM
BAT BOY will bolster the Second Amendment by asking Congress to pass a new Constitutional Amendment making gun ownership and universal service in a National Homeland Militia mandatory for men, women, and children over the age of 14.

themoose said:
Jan 23, 2009 1:38 PM
Bat Boy will advise Sarah Palin to serve cheeseburgers and beer at all state dinners. This is the best meal ever devised, so why change it for something else? That is the essence of conservatism, right there.

themoose said:
Jan 24, 2009 12:23 AM
Bat Boy is ready to serve as the Republican Vice Presidential Candidate on a ticket with Governor Palin in 2012.

themoose said:
Jan 24, 2009 12:33 AM
Facts about Bat Boy: Favorite color: Blue Sun Sign: Libra Birthplace: Defiance, Ohio Favorite Political figures: George Washington, Ronald Reagan Favorite Movie: High Noon Favorite Actress: Natalie Wood Favorite Actor: Randolph Scott Favorite Foreign Country: England Favorite Books: The King James Bible, The Conservative Mind by Russell Kirk, War and Peace by Tolstoy

themoose said:
Jan 24, 2009 1:41 PM
Bat Boy knows how to use the media to his advantage, not just whine about how the media has mistreated him. Bat. Boy. Does. Not. Whine. A Sarah Palin ticket really needs someone with these skills.

themoose said:
Jan 24, 2009 9:59 PM
Bat Boy on the ticket in 2012 will infuse new life into the moribund Republican Party.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:43 AM
Bat Boy would also run with Mitt Romney, Mark Sanford, or Bobby Jindal, should any of these gents get the GOP nomination in 2012. Bat Boy will infuse new life into the moribund Republican Party, no matter whom he shares the ticket with. Even Fred Thompson would appear viable with Bat Boy as the VP nominee. Such is the power of Bat Boy. A quality candidate with sterling conservative credentials.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:45 AM
Bat Boy's favorite color: Blue.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:46 AM
Bat Boy's Sun Sign: Libra.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:47 AM
Bat Boy's birthplace: Defiance, Ohio.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:48 AM
Bat Boy's favorite political figures: George Washington, Ronald Reagan.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:48 AM
Bat Boy's favorite movie: High Noon.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:49 AM
Bat Boy's favorite actress: Natalie Wood.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:50 AM
Bat Boy's favorite actor: Randolph Scott.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:50 AM
Bat Boy's favorite books: The King James Bible, The Conservative Mind by Russell Kirk, War and Peace by Tolstoy.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:51 AM
Bat Boy's favorite non-alcoholic beverage: Hawaiian Punch.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:52 AM
Bat Boy's favorite fast food chain: Wendy's.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:54 AM
Bat Boy's favorite news sources: The Weekly World News, NewsMax.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:55 AM
Bat Boy's favorite alcoholic beverage: Dry Martini with Tanqueray Gin.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:55 AM
Bat Boy's favorite National Park: Yellowstone.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:56 AM
Bat Boy's favorite cartoon characters: Rocky and Bullwinkle.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:59 AM
Bat Boy's picks for Best Actor and Best Actress Oscars: Brad Pitt, Meryl Streep.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 12:02 PM
Bat Boy congratulates Miss America 2009 Katie Stam, of Indiana! Great job, Katie! You will be a fine Miss America.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 12:06 PM
Bat Boy predicts that "Benjamin Button" will win the Academy Award for Best Picture . Bat Boy also predicts that Heath Ledger will indeed win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. Bat Boy makes these predictions in consultation with his longtime personal friend and associate, Nostradamus.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 12:15 PM
Bat Boy's favorite beer: Yuengling.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 12:16 PM
Bat Boy's favorite sandwich: Grilled cheese and bacon on rye.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 12:19 PM
Bat Boy's favorite museums: The Smithsonian, the Museo del Prado in Madrid, Spain, and Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo, Japan.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 12:21 PM
Bat Boy's favorite member of Bush's cabinet: John Ashcroft.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 12:24 PM
Bat Boy's favorite Civil War battles: First Bull Run, Antietam, Champion Hill, Brice's Cross Roads.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 12:33 PM
Bat Boy's favorite Miss Americas: 1945 Bess Myerson, 1955 Lee Meriwether, 1965 Vonda Kay Van Dyke, 1980 Cheryl Prewett, 1984 Vanessa Williams (still the most beautiful and talented Miss America ever, despite the unfortunate scandal) and 1999 Nicole Johnson. Best wishes to Miss America 2009, Katie Stam!

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 4:57 PM
Bat Boy's favorite breakfast cereal: Golden Grahams.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 5:14 PM
Did You Know? Bat Boy is a personal friend of former presidential hopeful Fred Thompson.

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 7:26 PM
Bat Boy's favorite TV program: Bat Boy does not watch any shows on a regular basis, but he is addicted to C-SPAN and he likes the channels that show old movies (made before 1970).

themoose said:
Jan 25, 2009 7:36 PM
Bat Boy wishes television would bring back the kind of Westerns they had in the 1950s and early 60s: The Rifleman, Have Gun Will Travel, Maverick, Cheyenne, Wagon Train, Gunsmoke, Bonanza .

bigred said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:43 PM
Wow, moose, you left yourself 500 comments! What have you been smoking? Same thing Osama, er I mean Obama smoked in his younger years.

bigred said:
Jan 25, 2009 11:47 PM
One thing that stands out about your creative photo of batboy. You know how the Bible talks about how the darkness HATES the light? Your demonic face certainly resembles darkness and evil that HATES all the goodness that embodies Palin and what she is all about! Yeah, she isn't the most polished speaker in the world, but you certainly can't deny she represents traditional Christian values, of which, this country was founded upon. Darkness hates the light...

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 12:39 AM
Bat Boy loves Sarah Palin! Also Fred Thompson He would be proud to run alongside either of these giants.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 8:30 AM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 9:27 AM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 9:28 AM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 9:29 AM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 10:10 AM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 10:52 AM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:29 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:30 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:31 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope.

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:33 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:34 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:35 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:53 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:55 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:56 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:57 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 4:58 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 5:07 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 5:08 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 8:36 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 26, 2009 8:37 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 27, 2009 2:26 PM
Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 27, 2009 10:56 PM
Sarah Palin / Bat Boy 2012! Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 27, 2009 10:57 PM
Sarah Palin / Bat Boy 2012! Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!

themoose said:
Jan 27, 2009 10:58 PM
Sarah Palin / Bat Boy 2012! Bat Boy would like to thank all of his readers, fans, and commenters for keeping his important message before the public. Thanks also to Governor Palin for inspiring so many who would otherwise be without hope. Thank you once again, fans!